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The ultimate "Do Not Disturb" sign for the digital underground. This design is a tribute to the power of exclusion—the authority of the noindex directive. It’s for the SEOs and developers who understand that a clean search presence is built on what you choose to keep hidden. It’s a badge of honor for the staging environments, the internal tools, and the private corners of the web that were never meant for the mainstream.
This hoodie is built for the architect of the invisible. Featuring a soft, fleece-lined interior, it provides a cozy "sandbox" for those late-night audits when you’re cleaning up the crawl. With a heavy-duty, structured fit, it’s the perfect gear for when you want to fly under the radar. Pull up the hood, set your meta tags to private, and wear it when you’re more interested in a perfect index than chasing the algorithm.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Noindex Unisex Hoodie
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
$1 from each purchase is donated to the Open Web Advocacy
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Flexible returns
This hoodie is built for the architect of the invisible. Featuring a soft, fleece-lined interior, it provides a cozy "sandbox" for those late-night audits when you’re cleaning up the crawl. With a heavy-duty, structured fit, it’s the perfect gear for when you want to fly under the radar. Pull up the hood, set your meta tags to private, and wear it when you’re more interested in a perfect index than chasing the algorithm.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Guía de tallas
| LONGITUD (cm) | ANCHURA (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |